Posts by Mistah MOJO

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"Jehovah Unmasked!"

by sf in

http://people.lulu.com/users/index.php?fhomepage=225208

http://www.lulu.com/content/167431

the author, nathaniel j. merritt, has been hitchhiking his way to enlightenment since he was a teen.

Well, yes, its difficult for me to write anything without injecting some humor! I hope it will be a good source of ammo against the JWs! Thank you very much for posting. I was quite surprised that anyone responded. I supposed that old threads such as this were inactive. Methinks I need to study this board more, how it works. Divine blessings to you both! MM

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"Jehovah Unmasked!"

by sf in

http://people.lulu.com/users/index.php?fhomepage=225208

http://www.lulu.com/content/167431

the author, nathaniel j. merritt, has been hitchhiking his way to enlightenment since he was a teen.

Mistah MOJO

Hello Nate!

Hello Mojo!

Well Nate, Jehovah Unmasked is still selling bloody well!

That it is Mojo, that it is. My newest book, I WAS A TEENAGE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS is now available from Moon Temple Press and Amazon.com!

Well, Nate, I can hardly wait to read it, ya old sod!

Well, here's the link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0977999432/sr=1-3/qid=1155798199/ref=pd_bbs_3/102-1934634-6134546?ie=UTF8&s=books

Thanks Nate!

Yer welcome Mojo!

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Who Pioneered?

by sass_my_frass in

jw
friends

my two sisters did the right thing, pioneering straight out of school, janitoring to pay for the petrol (one didn't even bother with her final year of school).

it was this kind of fine example that got me guilt-tripped into auxiliary pioneering just after getting baptised at age 20. i only lasted six months; i took a holiday in queensland and returned not knowing much more about life but at least that it's bigger than my little congregation.

i despised the field service, i dreaded the daily schedule and every morning i was on my way out there was this awful countdown from the alarm going off to the first door opening, knowing that it's just a big setup to another depressing humiliation.

Mistah MOJO

They called it "Vacation Pioneering" way back when I was involved. I think one was required to put in 75 hours a month. I did it for a couple months and burned out. I have never EVER been responsible for brining ANYONE into Watchtower Slavery. Of that I am very glad indeed. MM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0977999432/sr=1-3/qid=1155793972/ref=pd_bbs_3/102-1934634-6134546?ie=UTF8&s=books

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Spiritual Resurrection?

by Morocco in

hey everybody, i'm still pretty new here but have been lurking about the boards for sometime.

i just had a thought and was wondering what you guys think about it.

it was actually inspired by another thread, but it has to do with the resurrection.

Mistah MOJO

Hi Morocco. Yes, you're correct. Stick closely to the Spiritual/Allegorical understanding that's opening up to you and you'll do well. Revert to primitive-superstitious literalism and you'll be steered way off course. MM

"As for me and my household we shall serve peanut butter sandwiches."

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Have you made what you consider to be life-long friends here?

by Crumpet in

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friends

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now that you have attended apostafests and gotten to know people over the phone or by email here at jwd do you feel you have made life long friends;you know the kind you'd expect to come to your wedding or to be there at your funeral - would drop in on for coffee if you ever happened to be in their part of the world?.

or is it primarily just a forum of faceless entities who you appreciate the comments and support of online but don't necessarily feel an affection for or an urge to meet or further cement that friendship?

Mistah MOJO

I would LOVE to attend an Apostafest here in southern California! There are people here I would very much enjoy metting IRL and becoming friends. I have never visited another message board with so many people whose companionship and friendship I consider worthwhile.

MM

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All sex in dangerous and sinful

by Norm in

for the umpteenth time the watchtower society has published an article about sex.. this time i am referring to some material they have seen fit to publish on their website:whats wrong with premarital sex?.

http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2004/7/22a/article_01.htm.

as we know god is extremely preoccupied with sex.

Mistah MOJO

"As we know God is extremely preoccupied with sex. In fact God use so much time and resources monitoring your genitals that he simply has to ignore, poverty, hunger, natural disasters etc. In spite of this close scrutiny oddly enough he still doesn’t seem to do anything about the pedophiles in the Watchtower Society, go figure."

Spot ON! This is sarcasm worthy of...well, you and I! MM

"As for me and my household, we will serve Jack Daniels"

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God Changed his mind?

by Matt_fs in

so i was at my really good friends place, he is a jw, im not.

i was trying to ask him if jw's are prophets of god.

he came back and asked me what im trying to get at etc etc.

Mistah MOJO

Hi Matt. Welcome. There are a lot of intelligent folks here, and a lot of good reading material. Enjoy. MM

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WHY BIBLE PROPHECY IS COMING TRUE

by Mistah MOJO in

for the sake of argument let's say that you're a mad semitic "prophet" writing a few centuries bce, and you throw some cryptic references into your scroll about the messiah and some odd chronology as to when he will appear.

you make it into an interesting little math game to get and keep the attention of the reader and to give your scroll a mystical mysterious "deep" appearance.

you safely place the arrival of the messiah hundreds of yers in your future.. .

Mistah MOJO

My response circumnavigates the Globe Of Biblical Lunacy to bring me right back to my original post: By their beliefs, lack of faith, their weird ideas, attitudes, priorities, ignorance, gullibility, herd-mentality, and what have you, the Fundy and Evangel show is bringing us to a place where these Bible rantings will be "fulfileld" and we will all be Holy Ghost Toast.

MM

"As for me and my household, we will serve poptarts"

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Were you a bathroom breaker?

by Mysterious in

jw
friends

i swear my mother used to keep better track of my bladder than i did.

she'd sit me down occasionally for talks such as "i noticed you've been going to the bathroom a lot during the meetings lately maybe we need to cut down on what you drink on meeting nights" etc.

others would go 2 or 3 times a meeting and if i went twice a week i'd get a talk about it!

Mistah MOJO

What lunacy! How did intelligent people, which most of us here are, get suckered into something so transparently stupid? Thankfully I'm not a parent and so never had to monitor anyones bathroom useage. MM

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WHY BIBLE PROPHECY IS COMING TRUE

by Mistah MOJO in

for the sake of argument let's say that you're a mad semitic "prophet" writing a few centuries bce, and you throw some cryptic references into your scroll about the messiah and some odd chronology as to when he will appear.

you make it into an interesting little math game to get and keep the attention of the reader and to give your scroll a mystical mysterious "deep" appearance.

you safely place the arrival of the messiah hundreds of yers in your future.. .

Mistah MOJO

No, I do not believe the NT is the inerrant and infallible Word of God. If I did, I would OBEY it, knowing that my Internal Density...ummm..Eternal Destiny was at stake. By shoving your face in the NT, I am hoping to help you and other "Christians" here snap out of the eerie mental state you're in. Very much as the Jehovah's Witnesses are blind, you are equally so. Just blind on different matters, in different ways. Stop trying to fit in with the evangelical crowd, step out and be your own man, learn that NT on your own and OBEY it!

"As for me and my household, we will serve lime jello."

MM